a funny story

i met this awesome girl at my cousins wedding, well not exactly, heres what happened. i saw her at the wedding and was sort of starstruck... understatement of the year, but back to the story, she was amazing, it was sorta funny cuz i was living a cliche at that moment..'love at first sight'. but along with love at first sight moments, come a queasy feeling in ur nuts... and that is why i couldn't muster up any confidence to actually have a conversation with her. furthermore, my cousin was throwing his sorry ass all over her and so i felt i should sit back and watch as every guy there gawked over her.... which meant that i had a couple of drinks....wait, THAT, is the understatement of the year...long story short, i knew in my mind that this chick was untouchable... the irony, i later found out that is what her name meant=).. well yea i did get her name, but we haven't gotten there yet. so i talk to my bro, n sis, try to figure out more about her, and during the dinner, i walk outside to have a ciggie, as i walk by her table(on purpose) she stopped me, i stopped in my tracks, nicotine craving was gone, my mind emptied out, i had finally figured out how it felt to be george bush junior. the only thing i could come up with was, um hi?.. she smiled, dimples and all, and said,... um, could u get my bag from ur cousin? i swear she could see my heart pounding out from under my shirt, i said.....ok... rushed over to the table, grabbed her bag, and passed it to her,,, and walked away...with a mental image of me slamming my head on a large hard wall over and over with every step i took. i sat near the hotel pool, ... cursing and swearing with each puff of my ciggie...